God I think I made it! I think I made it!

Someone can measure their level of success based on whether or not they made it onto Wikipedia by no act of their own. Right? Well, that's what I'm telling myself. Seems like I'm on Wikipedia, not once but twice. Though, in the second reference I'm "Dante M. Ciampaglia" not "Dante A. Ciampaglia." Oh well -- such is life when you're Wikifamous.